No Daily Stern yesterday due to technical problems, but we're back and
better then ever.

That voicemail guy that "Loves" Robin is by far the greatest caller in
all radio history. Artie is right about him too, when he's not calling
Robin his "Nigger Cupcake" he makes some very valid points. Sharon
Osbourne is a cartoon character now, Sarah Jessica Parker and Renee
Zellweger are both dogs, and Hillary Clinton is a media whore. Couldn't
have said it better myself.

If there was more then 4 hetero males watching the Tony Awards i'd be
amazed out of my mind. Forget the extreme homo-value of the show in
general, why televise an award show only valid to the rich elitist few
in New York that get to watch these Broadway shows. Nobody out of those
snobby "cultured" few watched it. I'd even bet money that the majority
oft he people in America outside of NY even know what the Tony Awards
are for.

Who's gonna read the Hillary Clinton book? Why would anybody bother?
You know she's not gonna talk about anything people would want to hear
about. Like why she stayed with Billy after he banged fat interns and
hit on the ugliest chick on the planet (ie. Paula Jones). For $8
million though, i'd write a nothing book in a heartbeat.

The loser that brought Monkeypocks into the country by way of the
African Rat should be shot. And all the retards that own Prairie Dogs
should be hanged and stoned, period.

Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Melissa Rivers, thats hilarious! It seems so
obvious that Paltrow would get major love over Rivers, but its just funny as
hell to see exactly how unfamous Melissa is compared to Gwyneth.
Howard's right, that could be the topic of any magazine or book and
sell a million copies. How about Julia Roberts vs. Kathy Griffin or George
Clooney vs. George Takai? Hilarious!

I love it when Howard talks about his life as a kid. I don't know about
you, but I can't wait for Howard Stern: The High School Years. If he
stays true to the stories he's been telling for the past 20 years its
gonna be the funniest show ever. I'm not a big cartoon guy, but i'm
really excited about this one.

How can anyone be on the side of the French? Woody Allen needs to be
deported. He doesn't want to Freedom kiss his daughter/wife, thats
absolutely disgusting. And to boo Serena Williams during the French
Open is just pathetic. Those bitches don't have a god damn thing to be mad
at us about, EVER! Send us Roman Polanski and then we'll talk about
returning to France. Until then, shut the hell up you Fuckin' should-be
speaking German if it weren't for us, ungrateful bastards!!

The Ramone's Kick Ass!

I swear those George Takai tapes never get old. They can play them
everyday and still get the same laughs. Kid Kriss deserves a medal for
his work with Mr. Sulu. I've never seen an episode of the original Star
Trek, but i'd definitely go on a Star Trek cruise. The stories and
things you'd see would be unbelievable.

OK, i'm only 24 years old, so i'll admit the 80's are an elementary
school blur to me, but the only reason I know anything about Melissa
Gilbert is second hand through Howard and other media cause I never
watched Little House on the Prairie or anything she's ever been in. I
don't know if I could even pick her out of a lineup. What a career,
Little House to C movies to President of SAG. And let's be honest, who
gives a flying fuck about SAG and AFTRA merging? Doesn't effect mine or
any of your lives one little bit. Just a bunch of over-payed
millionaires fighting over health care benefits, union dues, and trying
to keep those low life radio guys out of the loop. Who cares! She does
have a pretty sexy voice though.

After that, Robin started the news. If you want the news, pick up a
paper, i'm not typing that shit out. E-mail us all comments on this
column and ideas about others. SL