I'm a young guy, but Joe Walsh and James Taylor can start the show
everyday for all i'm concerned. That Goodnight Irene rendition is
amazing. Just think of all the Joe Walsh/Eagles songs they could play,
not to mention some of the greatest music ever written in the stuff
James Taylor has. You can start the show everyday for a month with a
different song from either one of them and start the day off feeling
pretty damn good. I don't know about you guys, but i'm pretty sick of
the Rob Zombie, Private Parts song. I used to love the old school
jazz/blues song that they used to start the show with back in the day.
Good times.

Is Howard really a great actor? Is it possible to be considered a great
actor after only 1 performance? In a starring role playing yourself? I
think he did a great job in his movie and he definitely has some
skills, but I wouldn't call him a great actor yet. I'd love to see him in any
supporting role in any movie, but I honestly think he's not getting
into anything unless he writes and produces it himself. Sad, but true and
not in the cool Metallica way.

Double A came up with the longest and most meaningless hot chick
tourney ever. No way in hell I was gonna type all that out. The Final Four came
down to Rebecca Romijn, Nikki Ziering, Kate Hudson, and Molly Sims.
Rebecca belongs, but the other 3 hell no. He picked Kate Hudson over
Jessica Alba which is just ridiculous! She looks odd. Molly Sims has
about 75 teeth and Nikki Ziering could make it to the 2nd round, but
not all the way to the Final Four. Of course out of that list Rebecca won
again, but Howard's in love with her so that was obvious.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are worth a minimum $150 million dollars
each! Their company cleared over $900 million last year and is
expecting to make double that this year! Forget where the other $600 million
went, that's still a shit load of money. That's absolutely insane. I'm
definitely one of the millions of perverts just salivating and waiting
for them to turn 18. A little over a year if I can remember correctly.
Not that i'd ever have a chance, but a brother can dream about hitting
the mother load right.

If a transvestite accidently gives YOU oral, does that make YOU gay? If
that transvestite bends over and takes it up the ass from YOU, does
that make YOU gay? If during anal sex with the transvestite YOU reach around
and feel her penis, yet YOU continue to sodomize the she-male, does
that make YOU gay? Hmm.... really tough questions.

The E! scrolls are by far the most annoying thing on television. Nobody
cares about half of the bullshit they run across the TV. I wish I could
remember something from last nights scrolls to validate my point, but I
usually change the channel during them so I can't think of any of them.
Regardless, they're retarded. Stop with that shit.

Darrell Hammond from Saturday Night Live stopped by. He is one of the
few cast members on SNL that is actually funny. Great with impressions.
I love the Bill Clinton bit they talked about when he had to make out
with Monica Lewinsky. He said it was pretty weird, I can only imagine.
He has a crazy relationship with his wife. They don't live together,
but they're still married. Very interesting. He had to follow a holocaust
survivor at a Tommy Hilfiger golf tournament, that's a hilarious
scenario. He really does the best Jay Leno. Jesse Jackson *69-ing the
Taliban is a funny ass bit. You could totally see it.

After that Robin started the news. If you want the news, pick up a
paper, i'm not typing all that shit out. E-mail us all comments on this
column and ideas about others. Later days. SL